''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Funny
  3. ''Larka: tumhari Zulfon
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
  
May, 24 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     3474 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
a touching love stor

A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...









Wh8 a touching story ;->
Aam logon ko bewaqoof
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
moti biwi
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
A man who surrenders
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
aik pathan dusre se


Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

JiS mE

USB


InfrAred


BLuE Tooth


DoubLE CAmErA



TouCh SCrEEn



Mp3 PLAyEr



2 GB MemOry






KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
I wish u lov,i wish u joy
I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Who Let You Get On
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry
aaina Achi baat Adalt adult afsos aitbaar alvida anniversary ansoo ARMY bachi badal gaye badmash badmashi balochi Benazir Berukhi birthday boring breast brother busy choom Choot Dadi dhund dirty dosto drink dukhi dushman faraz Fuck Funny gadha galib gandi batain Ghazal gussa hazrat ali hijab HONTO hussain i am fine I LOVE YOU i miss u If You Really Love Someone Arrange janaza jhoot Jism jokes judai kafan khawab khush Raho khushi Laut aao lonely love maa baap mafi marne wale masoom mohsin mother MOUT nafrat naqab NARAZ narazgi Naseeb nazar andaz paheli parda poetry prayers qasoor raja reply me samandar shaheed shakespeare signature sindhi Stylish subha bakhair sunday Tere Chehra tum yaad to aaogy veena malik waiting for you wasi shah wife winter worried Ya allah Yaaad yaad yakeen YE WATAN