An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."
