''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
  

May, 24 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2971 views       Funny

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