''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''

May, 24 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2762 views Funny

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Khoobsurat

Khoobsurat

6 inch Lamba

Bohat Mota

Gool Kinaray

Kala

Har LArki Ki Pasand !

NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!

The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

a fact about women

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

''How v analyse things 4m outside

''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''

Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai

Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai

Oor Dr Jazz ne Kaha Hai Bohat se Sms

Ki Botel charhni Paregi so Plz donate

Much more sms IT''S URGENT It''s in ICU.

sTuDeNt:MiSs

sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

india hum se hamesha sir jhuka kar baat karega

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.

Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)

GEO Shoaib Malik

red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

''Pakistan m 1 serway

''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils

" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,

y

Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES

Aur

93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''

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