Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel

Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay


Hain wo log

Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
  

May, 25 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     2299 views       Funny

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If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...



















"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->
Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?

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See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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DELETE
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!