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May, 18 2010
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A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.
maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.
maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon
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susu kar k sona.
depressed boy asked an old man
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana
Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana
Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana
Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon
Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
pakistani m0vies fl0p q h0ti hyn
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?
Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
''Red ROSE pyar k liye
''Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
?
?
?
?
?
?
NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don''t know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
Shahrukh Khan.
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om
Kyuki
Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
Sardar by mistake
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
All ladies suddenly stand up !
Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
If You Are Job Less ... !
If You Are Job Less ... !
Then
Scroll ... !!!
Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
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