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Wife-1baat bolti hu,
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Wife-1baat bolti hu,
Wife-1baat bolti hu,
Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
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Dada apnay poatay se:
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
Juice Piyo
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Pehle Bacho''n Ko
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
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Donoo Mar Gaye
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Khattam Khanai
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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
Mathematician
Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?
Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
pakistani di mushk
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo
School Wich Urdu Bolo
Paper English Wich Karu
Tay
Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich
Ufff !!
Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
a mathmatical question
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
ek pathan apne raks
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???
Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
"The powers of mind
"The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
they illuminate"
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.
Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn ur boo
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