Friendship is a "Give And Take

Friendship is a "Give And Take
Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.


I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....









Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
  

May, 20 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2521 views       Funny

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''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''


Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"





















Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
.
.
.
.

Mommm!
.
.
.

Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....
Hello,
Plz.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->