Main Niyat Karta Houn .

Main Niyat Karta Houn .
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3598 views       Funny

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Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
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