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Main Niyat Karta Houn .
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Main Niyat Karta Houn .
Main Niyat Karta Houn .
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
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AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
koun sa amal karega
GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........
O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
If MOLVIS Start Film Making Names Of Films Will Be
If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be
Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye
Kaho Na Ramzan Hai
Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam
Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz
Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai
Aa Ab Namaz Parhain
Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha
Molana Aap K Hain Kon
Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
I Like You I Like You
I Like You
I Like You
I Really Like You
I Really Really Like you....
Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai
"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!
Everything is "Pre-Written"
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->
/GooD MorninG\
Have a Blessed Day (:->
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI
TO BACHA KEHTA HAI
SO JAO WARNA
EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA
2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
"khusra"
in a street and asked:
"Are you a prostitute?"
khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
sania mirza ne mujhe sms kiya hy
??????? ??? ? ??? ??? ?? ?? ??? ????
???? ?? ??? ?
Ye Sania Mirza ne Mujhe SMS kiya hy
k Pyar to mei tum se karti hun
Sohaib Malik Se shadi to Pakistan
Aane ka aik Bahana hain..!
Teri bhabi b na ;->
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