Main Niyat Karta Houn .

Main Niyat Karta Houn .
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3685 views       Funny

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Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''


Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
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"IDIOTS" ;->
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"



Ko



SMS Karne wala..

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.


Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!


jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?




Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai
gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai