Main Niyat Karta Houn .

Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 3179 views Funny

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Raat ko ek larki

Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha

You are equal to

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

aik aurat apny baty

aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.

Pakitan Means In 2008

Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<

Police ne Rok K Puch

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

ladki wale hame ais

ladki wale hame ais

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Ek Doctor Shikaar

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

''Red ROSE pyar k liye

''Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''

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