Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
  

May, 19 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     3476 views       Funny

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Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile
1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!



Kiun?

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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill


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Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
''A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...





Mam
Attendance...!
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He
zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P