Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
  

May, 19 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2838 views       Funny

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Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...



















"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-
''---tension sms----
Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero
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ker di..?
Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo

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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''