Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...

May, 19 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2973 views Funny

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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Mil gya Oye hoe mil gya O bally bally mil gya

Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya

Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:

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Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,

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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

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Talib General Store,
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
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The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

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Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
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BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
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Aik ganda msg sunaon?

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aik larka hota hai,

wo gatar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
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Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

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A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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