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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage
Not Kapoor agiain...
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pata hai mujhey
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
Q: What’s the
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
If U Need Original Tigers
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
A Poster on TV
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..
"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"
Now How True is it!
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Height of Love
when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
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