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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage
Not Kapoor agiain...
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BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya
GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath
2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Re Sa Sa Re
Re Sa
Sa
Re
Dha Ni Pa
Ni
Sa
Sa Sa
Re
Re Ma Ga
Ni Maga
Sa
Sare
Bas Mere
Indian Idol Ab Soja
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
If u r inteligentAns these
If u r inteligentAns these
1-China kis mulk mein hai?
2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai
3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?
4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
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k
Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
patni maike ja kar pati ko
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
Zindagi main PAISA
Zindagi main
PAISA
PYAR
DOST
Sab atay hain jatay hain
PAR
Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay
Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...
2 Married Men Talking-
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Please Drive Carefully
Cool Sign
In the front of
Yard Of A
Funeral Home ...
Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
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Height Of Playin Games
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&
Al Other Sardars Declard Him
Winner Of Last Year''s
Hide&Seek
Championship!
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