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Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
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Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
batao allama iqbal kon hain?
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Lovers sitting in a park,
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
Golden Words:
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
happy yaum e yakjehti
Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.
Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....
(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)
Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
Once A Journalist Askd Meera
Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???
Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...
Larka:
Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..
Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..
ha ha ha ha ha
tum ko captain banaya team ka,
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Q: What’s the
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
schools colleges and universities remain close
All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!
For details visit:
www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)
Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
''Udhar aap majboor
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
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