Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
  

May, 18 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3135 views       Funny

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

EK SMS
Girls word in diff language

Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!
Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE


OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE


HA HA HA!
Wat wud
U do if..


U lose me
1day?


























































































So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->