Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
  

May, 18 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3479 views       Funny

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No..


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