Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
  

May, 18 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3306 views       Funny

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Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
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One Out Of Every 4
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Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You Are This One .... ;->


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


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"Naswar Ghosht"
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He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
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But wht about a failed student..??
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.
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?
??
???

A Beautiful Teacher..!!
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
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Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
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