Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

May, 18 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2853 views Funny

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Life is like a drama:

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!

kick off ur shoes

Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake.
Make it a day,
that"s simply Great!!!
Happy B"Day..

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha

reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"

Do You Know Khanani

Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya?

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On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se
Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko
Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)

Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . .

Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .

Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai

IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti

Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..

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All iz well..

Arz kia ha

Arz kia ha

sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
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No sPace
No sPace

Faraz In English Mood

Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...

Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum

Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"

Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"

"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Corporation "

Wrong

Than

Now It Is

"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Ceased" ... ;->

It''s Sad For A Girl

It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)

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