Do U know About

Do U know About
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2235 views       Funny

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Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)


Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???

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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.