Do U know About

Do U know About
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2199 views       Funny

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I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup Can u see The World In World Cup?

I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address?
Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???


Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
Height Of DramayBazi



Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->