A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!