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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
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May, 17 2010
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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
!
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
Lo Bhai Mitro
Lo Bhai Mitro
Jo Marzi Ho Jave
Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae
Chahe Sabut Hove
Chahe Fatti Hove
Chahe Khulli Hove
Chahe Band Hove
Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .
Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .
Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .
Kyun k. . .
Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
what is pure and si
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
ap nay pichlay sal eid par
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
But U still Want it.
Ek Pyari Si Surat Ek Masoom Sa Cehra
Ek Pyari Si Surat
Ek Masoom Sa Cehra
Jheel C Aankhain
Kuch Meethi Baatain
Ek Nazu Ada
Kuch Masti Kuch Maza
Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda
Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
heard you are celebr
Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent cards on time
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
cricket mei ksi player
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
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