Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
