Real Fact Of D Millenium.

Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
  

May, 17 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2444 views       Funny

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Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
.
Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
.
Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Breaking News:

Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.

Govt ka pehla action




Double sawari pe pabandi.
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya

Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta.

Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe

Morning Bhi Bta Skte The.

Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha

K Is Tenshion Me

Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)