Best Sms Of 1947

Best Sms Of 1947

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?

Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!

May, 17 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2622 views Funny

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''If you think there

''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''

good news 4 u

My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.

k aap ka naam

N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->

i know a lot about

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->

*Dua 4 Election*

*Dua 4 Election*

Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
or

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PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!

Why dont nails

Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)

TV on kro.

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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.sA-l33

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

banaras chowk pe 1

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->

Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.

Arz Kia Hai :

Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....
teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

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