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I Haven''t Tasted Food
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I Haven''t Tasted Food
I Haven''t Tasted Food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal
Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
r u sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
chill maro or jungli bn k raho
Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U
"BoRinG"...!!!
So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Funny
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,
Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
Common dialouge
Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"
any degree of shaterring
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy
Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy
Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main
Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye
Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai
Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye
Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
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