Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

GUESS?

Phir SOCHO..

Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,

Pagal na bano

"chappal pehnti hain"

May, 19 2010 203 chars (2 sms) 2624 views Funny

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1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:

1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!

Woh ye keh kar meri saari

''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....

Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''

Girl anounced her

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!

Baniye ki wife bimaar

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

Aik Pathan Dosry Se

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

Phone na kia karu DEAR

Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p

ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

Tiger Kills Goat

Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?

Hippo Said:
Coz

''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->

Why is it written

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

Apni Tou Paatshal

Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala

Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy

Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->

Rule The HELL

Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)

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