teacher : U failure !

teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
  

May, 21 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2301 views       Funny

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Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

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Girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai


Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena

Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen

Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga



Shocho

Nai Pata



Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka
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