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sab se bara bewakuf insan kon
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sab se bara bewakuf insan kon
sab se bara bewakuf insan kon
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
Student: Wakeel..
Teacher: Wo Kese ?
Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
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aap sherwaani main aik dam
Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...
Wo bare piyar se
boli....
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH
SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI
LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI
BaNtA : WoH KaIsE
SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
Tumse shadi kar k
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
suraj dube ga to ch
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
Ek ladka old man
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar bola -
beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.
Joke in 1 word
Joke in
1 word
"sardar"
Joke in
2 words
"Intelligent
sardar"
Joke in
3 words
"sardar Playing
Chess"
Joke in
4 words
"sardar Wins
The Game"
practice makes man perfect
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Teacher:
Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?
Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
to b a good profes
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
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