science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

May, 17 2010 332 chars (3 sms) 2412 views Funny

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dekhene do apne cher

Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......

Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....

pathan & manager

Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

KamEEnAy BeghAirAt

KamEEnAy

BeghAirAt

KutTAy

BehAyA

ZalIl

mAnhOOs

jAhIl

GadhAy

MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *

Wife: i think our daughter

Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->

upcoming professions

Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
Shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor

Send Me Mesg On These Time

Send Me Mesg On These Time

Morning

6am To 12pm

Noon

12pm To 4pm

Evening

4pm To 8pm

Night

8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)

happiness isbrlik

"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

har koi mujh pay fida hai

Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

teacher 2 child

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi

Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}

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