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Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!
to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
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************BREAKING NEWS*************
************BREAKING NEWS*************
ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR
SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK
JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......
JALDI KARIEN.............
CRICKET TEAM WAPIS
AA RAHE HAI............
tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay
Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...
warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
Ek Pathan:
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
T h e D e f i n i t i o n
T h e
D e f i n i t i o n
O f
A
B e a u t i f u l
W o m a n
I s
O n e
W h o
L o v e s
M e ...
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi
Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera
Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
jungle me raheta hon
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon
How come people t
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
|| Height Of Self-Confidence ||
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||
Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"
Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Free Stay Free Dinner
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security
To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"
I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
A Teacher lecturing on population –
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
When a newly
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,
after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.
It''s all a question of time!
Ek Sheikh Doctor
Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
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