Aaj tum nein kaha tha

Aaj tum nein kaha tha
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!



to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
  

May, 17 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1941 views       Funny

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Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
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Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
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Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
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A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!
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Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
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Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,