Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa

Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa Dhaarta Hai to Kia Hota Hai...............?
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Any Guess''s......?
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Ok I''ll Tell U....
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Tom N Jerry Shroo Hota Hai Duffer........ :)

May, 21 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 2608 views Funny

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attitude personified

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''

Amitabh Public Toilet Me

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..

Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The

A Lover gives Love...

A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)

Camera man studio mein bachay se

Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->

husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->

Saala movie bana raha hai.

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...

Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

New Remix Song Of

New Remix Song Of
"ALI AZMAT"
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
"DIL MANGAY MORE"

Flower dies,

Flower dies,

stories end,

songs fade,

memories r 4goten,

all things come to end,

but precious people like u,

. . . Chipak hi jate hain.

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Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa

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