Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa

Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa Dhaarta Hai to Kia Hota Hai...............?
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Any Guess''s......?
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Ok I''ll Tell U....
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Tom N Jerry Shroo Hota Hai Duffer........ :)

May, 21 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 3356 views Funny

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Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa

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