Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 3076 views Funny

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''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''

wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

''Dream makes all things possible

''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''

aaj raat chandani hai,

aaj raat chandani hai,

kal raat b shayad ho

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey

2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.

Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor???

He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...

On Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But….

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay

A mother bought

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too

Diner:

Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!

Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB

Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,

"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,

Aur hath main hai "LUX"

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
.
tu sunday te awain ga.

A sardar goes

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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