arrange marriage vs love marriage

arrange marriage vs love marriage



Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
  

May, 05 2010     439 chars (3 sms)     2228 views       Funny

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A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
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Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
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wo Bola..
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