The Poor Wish To Be

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The Poor Wish To Be
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
  
May, 14 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2496 views       Funny

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In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

























Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha
Once A Few Hairs
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It
It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
U r BEST Heart Surgeon
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Message of the year:-


Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe




Badnuma Daagh ...



Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->
If I had a spy camera...
If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
think about yoursel

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
hum film india ki
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

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