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Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dame
1843 nahren
638246 kuwain
98834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 tOtiyan
Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
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May, 26 2010
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Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
Naraz ho kia?
Naraz ho kia?
Lakin muj se kyun?
Mana k bohat taklif me ho
Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th
yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,
Un me ma tu nai the na?
''Kuch tey perday
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
God Is So Wise That
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
If Some1 Asks Me
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
Larki us Aashiq
Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,
Mgr,
Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai
Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun
K Mere Papa Ki Wish
Hai K Main Doctor Banno.
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...
Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais
Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
1 pathan ankhay
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
May God give u
May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
mazmon likho!!!
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
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