Pakistan me 1 samandar

Pakistan me 1 samandar
Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
  

May, 26 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3168 views       Funny

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga
AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO


VOTE JIS KO BHI DO
LEKIN

WINNER ?
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PARVEZ MUSHARRAF ONLY. . . ;->
wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
HelLo


U R So


eet!


S eet!


w
S eet!


w
S eet!



S eet!w


Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,


i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.


Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE


wit me!


Boy: SHUT UP,


U made my pocket empty....