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ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
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May, 26 2010
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mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
I Pray Tht
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness
May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
parho ge likho ge
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
" A man asked
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
aaj tum boht afsurda
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,
Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.
I Like Long Walks …
I Like Long Walks …
Especially
When They Are Taken
By People
Who Annoy Me … ;->
Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...
Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
A Boy Shying 2 Propose
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-
"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.
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