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No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
Gadha tanhai me kya
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?
Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
What Does Tarzan
What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?
Nothing.
He Doesn''t Recognize Them.
aaj tum nein mujh sey
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey
to mein batata hoon
"Chalein KFC"?
ek aadmi raat ko 3 b
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
There are 3 Types of Men:
There are 3 Types of Men:
1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.
2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.
3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq
kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo
''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!
Mujhe kisi mehngi
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.
Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.
GEO MUSHARAF..!
CHOICE...
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
Ghareeb Ghurba,
Ghareeb Ghurba,
Becharey,
Miskeen,
Lachaar,
Dukhi,
Pareshaan,
Khasta Haal,
Afsurda
Be-Sharam,
Dukho''n k Maarey
Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey
Zindagi Se Tung
Udaas
Halaat k Maarey
Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log
Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
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