Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     3294 views       Funny

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Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
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My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(


B''coz U''re Away From



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To Cut These Onions
Instead Of Me ... ;->
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POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
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Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Mor
True Quote. . .


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&



A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .



Strange But True. . . ;->
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.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
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“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
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''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
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Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
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2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
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pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
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Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
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