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Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

May, 21 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 3131 views Funny

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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal

Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.

sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? -

Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

"GADHO" par research ki Hai

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

Naila nay zazia ko

Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!

Lady: Dr. Plz.

Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)

No Visits No Calls No SMS

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls

I''m worried kya hoa

Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?

Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia

Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

Teacher

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA

Mareez Dr. S

Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.

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