Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2504 views       Funny

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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"
God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb


The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing
When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia