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Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

May, 21 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 3136 views Funny

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Police ne larka

Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..

kid teacher can i

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

Wese to es ko "DAJAL"

( 0 )
/[,,,]\
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."

Kisi se nahi kaha teray

Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."

BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

Rukain Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain

Or Neechay

Thora Or Neechay

Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->

har safar me aapka sath hum denge

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
:-D

Woh to aj bi hamain

Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai

pta ha is mulk ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya.

Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.

Man 1 sitting wid dog.

Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".

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