Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2308 views       Funny

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Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .




















Sorry Dude No More Supposition



















U Are An Idiot . . . :
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K


K

K

K

K

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???

Guess


Guess


I More Tym



Ohoooooo...

Its Greece.
Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar



Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.