Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2780 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
height of rishtedari...




Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B''day!
Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F''shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills
“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..
4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,

Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,

Jismey Paani Kam Hay,

Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee

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Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.





1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,



BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->


So Don''t Jealous.
2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D