Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2576 views       Funny

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Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
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sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
I love u bolo







mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
JAb

Tumhari

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BHATIJA ho GA


Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.
KHABARDAR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy


Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye


Tamam Sms ''''Waldain'''' Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye


''''Wizarat-e-Tum''''
''''Hukomat-e-Hum'''' ;->