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Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

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william mufta

GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta

Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.

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Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
...................................
Abey mera chata vapas kar.

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

A leaf which falls from

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!

''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,

''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,

Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,

Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.

Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''

chataak fataak

chataak

fataak

dhisoom

bhishoom

dhoom

dhadaak

beat diya..........;->

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Judge - Sach Sach

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

2 Jahil Admi

2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)

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