Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

May, 21 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 3322 views Funny

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Dear jana Smile Never

Dear jana
Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never

So many options: Poison,

So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->

Teacher: Humien

Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.

william nargis

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

2 Married Men Talking-

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
Khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.

Beggar To Lady Sitting

Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :
Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !

Lady: How Dare U . . . ?

Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

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