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One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

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A brAnd nEw lOve stOry STARRING

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
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George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye

kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye

18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->

Behind every Man''s

Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"

SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

American: Oh God!

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->

hi the cute

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.

teacher batao wo ko

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai

Bachon ki NAHI.

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