Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2969 views       Funny

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President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style



Tumhara Sub Kuch


Sub se HuT ker hy


Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy


ChaL HuT . . . ;->


Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National food
Habib
Candyland
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko

Durr Fittay Moou
''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''
"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2010 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha


Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?


Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay


Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?


Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>


N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.