Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2968 views       Funny

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Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->

A public Service Msg


Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !




"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge

Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge

Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho

Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan

Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan

Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"''
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..