Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2369 views       Funny

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From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???




Chi-Kani...

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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN









Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.








Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!



to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


"SMART"people day tha:-(
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....



"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?