Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
  

May, 21 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     3298 views       Funny

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''Upcomng Horor Movies!

1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe


Call Kerna


Na hii



Miscall Dena


Aur

Na Sms Kerne


Ki Koshish Kerna



Kyun K

COMMANDAR SAFE GUARD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->
English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"



Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?



Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->