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Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

May, 21 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 2349 views Funny

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perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

Larki: mein shadi k

Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.

Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!

Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)

Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.

Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

purani khawat hai

purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D

agar larki ko ulti aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

''Film k poster k uper

''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
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there are many brave men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->

Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?

Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?

Can''t Understand...!

Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->

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Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
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