Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga! Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga! Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga. Aur tumhe kya chahiye? Girl: chawlaan na mar Dost da numbr de..:p:p
