a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     1920 views       Funny

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To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
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1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
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Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
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Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
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