a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3079 views       Funny

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She is ready to VOTE!!!
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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tum b na
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Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
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''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
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Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->