a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2833 views       Funny

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