a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!

May, 22 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2611 views Funny

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an engineer was l

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Question: why did GOD

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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)

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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

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Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

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