a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2958 views       Funny

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Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......

customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!
A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.