a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2817 views       Funny

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Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

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Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam





Arz kiya hain
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

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&
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"Principal"
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Bap:Acha aur baqi?

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Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
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B:Ok
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G:Wat Else U Can Leave
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to live on my small income?”

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Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro

Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu

Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??


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“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
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