a thief jumped in2 a

a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3104 views       Funny

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A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
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Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

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Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

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Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;
23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
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Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
''GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

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Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
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To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"


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Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













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(In Government Sector)
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