Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 3207 views Funny

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Love in France IS A COMEDY

Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a

"National Game"

HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN

A pathan & his

A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->

Weekend Ko

Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????

Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME

Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol

Cho0se one number;

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

Why ... ?

Think !!

Because

It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''

aaj humara unwaan hai maa

Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*

Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->

GURBAT MITAO OFFER

GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER

easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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NOTE:
yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy

Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
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Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.

By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry

If U Get A Gud Wife

Uâ€™ll Become Happy

&

If U Get A Bad One

Uâ€™ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->

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Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

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