Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2375 views       Funny

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Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
FILM dekhni hai ?


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Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
Height Of TexTinG . . .

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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->

She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->