Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

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Other Than Being Fruits. . ..
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
  
May, 19 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2569 views       Funny

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Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
''Sawan ki thadi raton m
''Sawan ki thadi raton m


Rimjim kerti Barsaton m


Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''
definition of home



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


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That''s me . . . =)
HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?






Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
''Mu se log milty hain
''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''
kisi ka mazaaq mat urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

Paaye Kha Rahe The,

American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,

American Bola What S This?

Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.

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