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Super Killer Joke
.
.
Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
.
Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
.
.
Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
  

Sep, 27 2012     195 chars (2 sms)     2478 views       Funny

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