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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
  

May, 19 2010     210 chars (2 sms)     2131 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->


Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........












O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)


Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
WHEN


YOU


CANT


SEE


THE


BRIGHT


SIDE


OF


THINGS...


THAN





POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
Happy Moments -Don''t forget
me,


Difficult Moments-
Trust Me


Quiet Moments-
Call Me,


painful Moments-
Tell me.


Free Moments-
SMS Me ...;->
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?













Us ki achi tarbiat..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->