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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
GEO KAMEEENO...
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8 Saal Pehle Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
Aur
Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki
Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
Malkin:Tum saFaI
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .
Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?
NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
Suno Aaj Aftar Me
Suno
Aaj
Aftar Me
Khajoor Bhi Thay
Samose Bhi Thay
Chanay Bhi Thay
Kele Bhi Thay
Saib Bhi Thay
Angoor Bhi Thay
Sharbat Bhi Tha
Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi
Pakoray.....
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart
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WRONG CODE!
U have touchd my feet.
Anyway
JEETE RAHO.. :p
A sardar ji pulled
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!
Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
Haan?
Jab dekho Sota rehti ho
Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?
Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...
I am Sleeping.......:)
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
If YOU Love Someone
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell
B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
• When I send SMS to
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
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