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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
GEO KAMEEENO...
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"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...
Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...
ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
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Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
Friends are like
Friends are like fish...u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one...JUS LIKE I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I''LL FRY U
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye
KUCH KUCH HOTA HA
aaj humara unwaan hai maa
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
whenever you feel sa
Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say
"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet
You''ll Smile
Automatically ..
Coz
Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai
Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???
Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)
Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
It takes 15 trees to
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
YAAD AAPKI NA AYE,
YAAD AAPKI NA AYE, AISA HUM HONE NA DENGE..
DOST AAP JAISA, HUM KHONE NA DENGE..
SHARFAT SE BHEJHTE REHENA HUMEIN SMS
VARNA HUM AAPKO CHAINE SE SONE NA DENGE ;->
Husband:u will never succeed
Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !
Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->
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