Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !


MORAL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...
  

May, 25 2010     309 chars (2 sms)     2492 views       Funny

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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...






A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


N


That''s me . . . =)
It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Maine tujhe dekha


Dekhta raha,
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.

Dekhta hi gaya…

?

?


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?

Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe


LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?









Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
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Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,
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