Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !


MORAL !!!
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.
.
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...
  

May, 25 2010     309 chars (2 sms)     2471 views       Funny

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going to Resturant
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Goverment muft nachay ge
A dirty msg

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1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,


Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,


Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully