Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
SMS Messages
Funny
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
.
.
.
.
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
GEO KAMEEENO...
←
previous (Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named)
(Once in a soap) Next
→
May, 25 2010
309 chars (2 sms)
2238 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
balance sharing day
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
Good time, bad time, night time,
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
The best day to propose a gal/guy
The best day to propose a gal/guy
april 1st ............!
if she/he agrees then its ur luck
if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!
Khila Hua Gulaab
Khila Hua Gulaab
Aur
Laga Hua Julaab
Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->
Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
Once Laloo was coming
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)
Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai
Shehad (Honey) Me!
Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko
Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
why do we dress baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!
BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN