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aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
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aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
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May, 05 2010
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admi malik makan say;ap k maka
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''
Ali Rides A C
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar
Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
Sceince kehti hai
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.
Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Larka:
Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..
Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..
ha ha ha ha ha
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?
All False
Girls Look Beautifull Because
Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
Maa Maa
Maa
Maaaa
Maaaaaa
Maaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaaarch
What iz dis?
Stupid..!
This iz
"LONG MARCH"
Ek khusra elecation
Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay
Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey
to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga
Goverment muft nachay ge
people change wd time=P
people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
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