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aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
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aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
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May, 05 2010
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Height of AbsurdiTy.
Height of AbsurdiTy. . .
The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->
amir khan ne 3 idiots
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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.
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
Do U know About
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????
its titled''''what women want?''''
And it has only one word...''''everything''''
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...
''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...
Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
After marriage,
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
:#: A friend
:#: A friend
ll is like
( o ) a
( ? ) Guitaar
So
So
So
So
So
uski.
BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
Achha koi ye bata
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???
Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
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