How do you recognize

How do you recognize
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
  

May, 26 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2100 views       Funny

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Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling










Coz












Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)


2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.

Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.

Le das ay ki film hoi?

Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->
1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha