1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
  

May, 18 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2776 views       Funny

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COORPORATION VAN


pagloon ko
uthane i hai


tumhay


apnnni dosti
ki kasam




plz



plz




bhag jaooo!![haha]
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

























Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!


hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!