1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?

Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''

May, 18 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3418 views Funny

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Maine tujhse pyar kiya,

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah

A man in USA sees

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Oye Uthho!!!

Oye Uthho!!!

Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?

Haan?

Jab dekho Sota rehti ho

Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?

Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...

I am Sleeping.......:)

buhut chahti hy mjhe

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->

"Phool Insano Se Zyada

"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"

Ko

SMS Karne wala..

Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"

tu khud ko beshak ta

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,

MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

If Some1 Asks Me

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

The Thing Which

The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .

Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P

Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi

Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

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