1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
  

May, 18 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3420 views       Funny

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Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???









Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"
2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .

Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?

Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon

Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain

Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
SPECIAL OFFER,
BRING A CHIT ON EXAM DAY,
SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER &
WIN FREE TRIP TO PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE & ENJOY 3 YEAR
VACATION AT HOME.
Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
Shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"Saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''
boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
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marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!