1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




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May, 18 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2966 views       Funny

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Before Marriage They Expect A Man

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Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
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Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

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A normal human
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Mere sMs k Deewano


Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


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Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
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A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
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Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
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