1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
  

May, 18 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2859 views       Funny

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Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->


What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...







KAAMWALI ;->
Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"