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Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…
Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?
Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
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altaf hussains political can be destroyed
How Altaf hUssain''s Political Can Be Destroyed?
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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.
This one is my first attempt.
This one is my first attempt.
Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?
Its Mr.Rashid latif
how?
Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
Santa:
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha
Wrong Number
Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
aaj meineiy faisla
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,
issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
Full Forms>...;) NIIT : Not Interested in IT
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
pathan khudkushi!
Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy
When Grandma Is Unable
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend
&
Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray
30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Aik Elephant agar
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
teri dosti main deewane ho gaye
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
,
,
,
Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.
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