1nce Mother In Law

1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
  

May, 18 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2814 views       Funny

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The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)


“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.





11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.


Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....


Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo


Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo


Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo


Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo


Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo


Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo


1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo


"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
Teacher To Pathan :

"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...

Pathan:

Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->