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1nce Mother In Law
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1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…
Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?
Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
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Few excellent FRIENDs
Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs
Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
After 03 Days
,
.
Nhi smjhe?
03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge
Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI
So,
In advance,
"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
An astronomer was
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
A Sardar looking
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Impact of Movies:
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Wo Aisay bachai k
Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?
Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga
Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?
Socho,
Aik aur dafa soch lo.
Nahee pata, to suno
"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
devil
Devil <--
Devil <--
Devil <--
Devi<--
Dev<--
De<--
D<--
<--
Zardari <--
Zardari <--
Zardari <--
Zardari<--
Zardari <--
Zardari<--
Zardari <--
Zardari<--
Zardari <--
Zardari<--
"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi
A man who surrenders
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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