I want to share everything with u

I want to share everything with u
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
  

May, 24 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     1970 views       Funny

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Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->
Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?






ISRO..?



NASA..?


No..


Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Face is a book - try to read it

Love is precious - dont miss it

Frendship is a mirror - dont break it
Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..