a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

May, 21 2010 229 chars (2 sms) 1877 views Funny

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Wife:”

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!

Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!

ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

shaadi k din kareeb

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

A Smile Costs Less

A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

''Main ne to Aaj

''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''

aa kahin door chalay jaaen hum

( '' :'') (''; '' )
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Lo Meri Girl Friend

Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho

Press Down

Thora Aur Neeche

Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->

Master bachon ko

Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>

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