My eyes detected My heart reacted

My eyes detected My heart reacted
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
  

May, 26 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2124 views       Funny

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