Girl before marriage

Girl before marriage
Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........
  

May, 25 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     1930 views       Funny

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Milli Naghma

Hm Sutti Qaum Hain
Koi Kutti Qaum Hain

Hm Sb Ki Ha Pehchan
Hm Sb Hain
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan

Hm Sb Hain

''Be_Imaan !!''
My no. has changed.

So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.

My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!
I''m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2make u beautiful ,

2make u smart,

2make U genious...I

n short

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
Sadar-e Harami

Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,


BachAy WaLdain Se,


B.v Shohar Se,


Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,


Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,


JhoOT BoLaIn..


To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?




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