Girl before marriage

Girl before marriage
Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........
  

May, 25 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2502 views       Funny

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Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
Sadar-e Harami

Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"

Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan


Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->