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Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And Clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
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smile
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?
Dont Know
Ok
I Tell U . . .
Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
What Is The Similarity
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
peshawar ki police k
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''
BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Subha SMS Shaam
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?
S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
Surmey ki Factory
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
.
.
Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
yeh bat samajh main
yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?
Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?
q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?
nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
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