wife yesternight i

wife yesternight i


Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
  

May, 06 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2473 views       Funny

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Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.

kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.

isi lye kehtay hain



bachay 2 hi achay
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!
Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''


Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".


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Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)