wife yesternight i

wife yesternight i


Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
  

May, 06 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2898 views       Funny

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Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...


U||o Ko Raat...


Dentist Ko Daant...



Gadhe Ko Laat...


Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...


Kuttay Ko Haddi


Aur


Aur



Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
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Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..


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Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???



An apple a day keeps the doctor away
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!


Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)


Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?


pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->