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wife yesternight i
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wife yesternight i
wife yesternight i
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And Clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle.
What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
Bas Bohat Hua
Bas Bohat Hua
Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
"SAAF SAAF" ;->
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?
A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?
Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa
uFf
Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR
Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
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G Nahi
Sirf Aur Sirf
Aap Ki
CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
1st Girl Proudly Says:
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Once A Journalist Asks
Once A Journalist Asks
Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti
Hoon... :P ;->
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Salesman:This computer will
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena
B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
french our anceste
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So
ROMANTIC
Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So
THERKEY.
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theepa
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????
theepay dy moo waleya
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