Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
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aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..