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wife yesternight i
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wife yesternight i
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Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And Clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
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Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
Teacher asked pathan
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
What is Short but gets
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
Love Is The Thing That ...
Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mopes Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Aasmaan Ko
Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?
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TaTa_Sky !
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia
Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
100 rupay ka note mila
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
After Reading The
After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant
The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"
Applicant: What Is It ?
Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
Why Do All Cricket
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?
Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
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