wife yesternight i

wife yesternight i


Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
  

May, 06 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2609 views       Funny

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Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain
Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.

Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!
Ek Murga Ek Murgi K Peeche Ja Rha Tha
Murgi Achanak Mar Gayi
Murga Bola:
'''' MOHTARMA NAIK THEE''N JAAN DE DI MAGAR PUPPI NAHI DI '''' ;-