He+She=Love,

He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,

So,

East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 1953 views Funny

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''Neem k 4 patte lo

''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''

''hum gaye the gar un

''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....

If u want to be a winner in life...

If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...

Sentence With a Direct Object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun

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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

Pakistan cricket team has complained

Breaking News:

Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:

Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''

Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

kyun aajkal homework kam

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah

aaj k baad jis kisi

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy

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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

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tute dil ko lekar ph

Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->

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He+She=Love,

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