He+She=Love,

He+She=Love,
He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,


So,



East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2249 views       Funny

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