He+She=Love,

He+She=Love,
He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,


So,



East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2179 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''


Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
-//ATtItUdE//-

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You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

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oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............