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He+She=Love,
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He+She=Love,
He+She=Love,
He+She=Love,
He+She+Love=Marriage,
He+She+L+M=Child,
He+She+L+M+Child=Family,
He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,
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East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
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May, 18 2010
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boy tum shadi k baa
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?
Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
A bOy lOst In The mAll
A bOy lOst In The mAll
Started Shouting
F
F
F
F
F
WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
MA
MA
MA
MA
MA
Albert Einstien önce said:
Albert Einstien önce said:
I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
.
... ... .
.
I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
Part 2
Part 2
iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.
Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein
"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"
Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
Peak Freans sooper''
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,
Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
Ap ne DIL churaya H
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.
meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..
Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?
Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?
To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
Smething 4 A True Friend:
Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend
Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . .
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .
Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .
Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli
Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.
K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.
Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.
He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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