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Pehle Bacho''n Ko
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Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Sardar & Pathan:
Sardar & Pathan:
Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy
Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai
Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga
Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!
4 things bOys dO in exam hal
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??
Answer :
Mere Pass
Mere Pass
NOKIA Hai Aur Usme
BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Baap re baap
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Boy: BUS aur LADKI
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.
Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Wh8 d Hell !!
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Ek bar kuch
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .
After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
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