Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath
Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"


Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne


''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2535 views       Funny

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Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.


Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE
A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
Once "Chhakka"



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"Raymonds Showroom"




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2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->