i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

May, 05 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 1611 views Funny

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ghajani effect a b

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

Alwayz Remember ...

Alwayz Remember ...

When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "

But

When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "

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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

hamein to apnou nay lota

Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->

''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.

''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''

Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..

Bartender: I Think

Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->

today is newspaper

''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->

3 dreams of a man

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D

A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

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