5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2063 views       Funny

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Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
Tou
Tou
Tou
,,???

(".)
<))>
JL

Tou Yaad Rkho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->
Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????



Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-


Shocked .....


Why


Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
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Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe


Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.

Kyo Ki.


Kyo Ki.


Maine Suna Hai Tum


Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy

Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main

Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)