Oe..Gabbar

Oe..Gabbar
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal


Kaha Chipha He Tu..


Or..


Kaha He Tere..


Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha


Or Tere...


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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector





IN
1965
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
new song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel perha
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta gaya
hooooooooo
ek larki................


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"