Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”