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The Problem With The World Is .
The Problem With The World Is . . .
Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .
So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
buhat stupid ho tum
Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->
most iraqis think t
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He
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MISSED .. ;->
msg mehenga ho raha
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
log kehte hain k badam pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
mainay tumhain piyaar kiya
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
dentist ki beti
Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
THE END.
kesa tha?
Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
Doctor:
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
aamir khan ki film
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
"WAZNI"...=P;->
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