Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
  

May, 13 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     2798 views       Funny

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