Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

May, 13 2010 198 chars (2 sms) 2559 views Funny

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jangal me mangal ter

JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN

NON SMOKERS vs Smoker

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->

Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

i m a y b e

I

M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

I

a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->

Zindagi ka Safar & women

What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?

Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

pathan road accident

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

"BOLAY TO"

Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;

"BOLAY TO"

Sali Ek dUM . . .!"

1 2 ka 4

1 2 ka 4

Ek ladka tha,use

Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?

Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re

Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!

In Olden Days

In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->

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