Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . 2 dogs kissed each other . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....