ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..

ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..
ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...
  

May, 22 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2313 views       Funny

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Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





ab hogai hai purani .........;->
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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay

Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain



Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->