shahbaz sharif z

shahbaz sharif z

Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
  

May, 06 2010     210 chars (2 sms)     4491 views       Funny

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Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D
Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-








You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita


Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah
''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai