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''Hum ne ki dosti
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''Hum ne ki dosti
''Hum ne ki dosti
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,
ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
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May, 24 2010
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So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
What makes men chase
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
.
.
.
.
.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
************BREAKING NEWS*************
************BREAKING NEWS*************
ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR
SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK
JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......
JALDI KARIEN.............
CRICKET TEAM WAPIS
AA RAHE HAI............
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
Application 4 Leave
Application 4 Leave
O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
aami je tumhar
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.
shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.
4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!
Before U
Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..
After That,
.
.
.
.
Who Cares?
He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
dum guy was
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''
qabrastan walon se pooch lo
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On
Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
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