''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''

May, 24 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2636 views Funny

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Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha

French : Our Ancesters

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)

Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.

A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I''m Goin To USA

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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN

REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo

"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"

''Sawan ki thadi raton m

''Sawan ki thadi raton m

Rimjim kerti Barsaton m

Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP

I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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''Hum ne ki dosti

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