''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
  

May, 24 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2953 views       Funny

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Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo



























Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .






Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->


Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.


Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-


C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......


Thats why boys go to college
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .






If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->