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''1 pathan ny jalti
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''1 pathan ny jalti
''1 pathan ny jalti
''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy
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May, 24 2010
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What is the part of
What is the part of Female''s Body which has
Hair All Around
Abit wet Inside &
Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
The Easiest Way
The Easiest Way
To Make Your
Old Car Run Better,
Is To Check
The Prices
0f New Car ... !!
CNN News.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”
Prime Minister:
“Gillani”
Army Chief:
“Kiyani”
Speaker:
“Zanaani”
“Aata Na Roti”
“Bijli Na Paani”
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani...
Q: Ghairat kia hai.
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
we must believe in
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Student To teacher :
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???
Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
Aata ghee
Aata
ghee
shaker
chawal
k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
Q - What is the Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
parho ge., likho ge., ho ge Kharab...
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
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