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''1 pathan ny jalti
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''1 pathan ny jalti
''1 pathan ny jalti
''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy
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Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You
It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
1st Friend:
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Husan
MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki "Tareef
Mgr
Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf "Whi he"Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He
.... <(',')>
) (
// uff , ammi meri nazar utaren..
Khaufnaak Andheri
Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
Ae Meray Rabba
Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"
Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"
Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola
Lalu: Rabri,
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,
ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..
Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
tell me your name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
Nwton''s 5th law:
Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
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