''1 pathan ny jalti

''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???

is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy

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Arz kia hy...

AKBAR LAYA 3
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AKBAR LAYA 3
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Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Arz kia Hai!
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wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

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Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
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